My 1.5 Seconds Of (Supposed) Fame...

So I had like my 1.5 seconds of fame supposed fame yesterday.

All because of ONE person who decided to blog about the other blogs she reads on the very same day she was featured in an article in The Star. (-.-')

At this point some of you might be thinking...

What the f*** has that got to do with you, woman?? You ain't her! You ain't no Minishorts! There is only one Minishorts in this world! And there is only one blogger who can spin Bedtime Stories for us adults and teach sex education at the same time! All chant with me now...'Minishorts! Minishorts! Minishorts!'...

But I digress. See, for some obscure reason (that I've yet to discover), the woman, in a flash of sudden inspiration decided to stick me onto the post as the first blogger featured in THAT post...

Which resulted in my stats jumping from 714 yesterday morning to 915 right now.

If the woman had not told me to check out my stats I would probably have been blissfully unaware of this phenomenon.

See, I'm not much of a stats-whore. I don't go checking my site-meter every 5 seconds in a day. I was so lazy I only bothered adding the site meter in May when in fact I had defected over from xanga during the end of March.

Seeing my stats jump up to 800 within a few hours had me staring at the site meter in morbid fascination though. In between our usual daily crap on msn, I kept updating the woman. I think my reaction amused her to no end.

Then, I bugged Danny about it, since his name was the second name after mine in the post. He was so blase about it I was tempted to strangle him.

"Huh? Got meh? I see no changes in my stats..."

BAH.

Eventually we came up with 3 theories of why my stats jumped and his didn't (though I suspect he was just conning me):

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1) My name was featured first.

Most ppl probably tend to click on the first name...I know I do...then again, I'm a lazy arse. That's my excuse. What's yours?

2) The woman just HAD to name me as Elaine Babes.

Kanasai...seeing that made me feel like intro-ing myself ala James Bond style.

'Hi, I'm Babes. Elaine Babes.' Koyak. Cannot wei...To all those dudes who hopped over in hopes of finding a drop-dead gorgeous babes...you have been fooled. Next time, don't be so trusting. (^_~)v

3) Because I have tits and Danny doesn't.

This is Danny's theory. He reckons that anyone with a brain would know that 'Elaine' is a FEMALE name. Which then the other factor would be how old is the female. Either way, the equation that normally surfaces within a second is this:

FEMALE NAME = FEMALE = FEMALE BODY = TITS / HOOTERS / BOOBIES

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Personally, I reckon it's a bit of all 3 theories. Realistically though, it was probably the third reason mostly. Keh. Still...babes, as much as the sudden jump in my stats was unexpected, I'm honoured you put me up along with all those other amazing bloggers. *Huggiez!*

[Pause] Now as long as my sudden 1.5 seconds of fame supposed fame doesn't somehow reach my family members...