Dork Talk...

Sometimes, there's nothing worse than being stuck in the lift with 2 people belonging to their own exclusive mutual admiration society.

Like, there you are feeling claustrophobic inside a lift jam-packed with people 'cause everyone is like taller than you...

There you are feeling cranky 'cause it's 8:30 am and you just feel like you wanna crawl back into bed and just, well, die...

There you are feeling nauseous because apparently, somebody in the lift didn't shower that morning and their BO was so strong it could knock an elephant camatose...

When suddenly you hear this squeaky, MALE voice piping up "Oh yeah, you should wear that. Can you believe I used to wear XXL?" and then an equally squeaky, dorky female voice going "You're so skinny wor! Really ah?" and then, get this...the guy GIGGLED.

WHAT-THE-F*CK??? O_o

He gave an irritating, high-pitch, obnoxious giggle that had me screaming mentally in me head for someone to kill me before I kill him. I mean, at that point my homicidal instincts were all just straining to breakout and frankly, with a giggle like that, it was probably justifiable homicide.

I was cursing left, right, center that my floor was one of the higher floors because it meant I had to endure more of their cloying conversation.

I mean, it was glaringly obvious that these 2 mutually-admiring fans had the hots for each other lah..as dorky as they were. The compliments they layed on each other was so bloody thick I would have been smothered to death if I was on the recieving end.

Now I wouldn't have minded so much if they kept their voices low, bearing in mind that this WAS a lift. But NOoOo!! They had to share their fawning with the entire world stuck within that pathetic lift at the same time.

And then they went on and on admiring one another's assets and giggling...to the point that this Malay dude who was facing me rolled his eyes 'cause he saw my incredulous omfg-can-I-just-kill-them-pleasepleaseplease look stuck on my face.

By the time they reached their floor they were still ogling each other in a dorky way and STILL complimenting one another. *smacks forehead*

At this point, I would just like to say to them..."For the love of God, PLEASE...get a freaking room".

Spare us the mental and emotional torture of listening to your fawning compliments. And that giggle! O-M-G...that giggle should be a outlawed. People with that giggle should be caught, tortured and quartered.

GAHHHH. To suffer this so early in the morning. Something is telling me...maybe today will not be a good day. (T_T)

P/s, If I see that couple again today, and if they're STILL busy fawning over one another, well, excuse me while I go bludgeon them to death with my bag.