Friday, December 01, 2006

It's December?

Somehow, in the midst of crazily juggling work, Leo stuffs and what not...November slipped by with nothing more than a sigh.

*blinks*

My boss has been playing classical music, opera songs and the occasional strain of Scottish bagpipes non-stop since morning and it's driving me up the wall. *bangs head on desk repeatedly*.

In fact, some of it reminds me of the songs they used to blare out in in circus, during parades and school sports day. I swear, I think I can almost see the school band marching by right now.

I don't care if some people say classical music is conducive for working and providing inspiration. One can only take so much of classical music in 1 day, and I've probably heard more opera songs than I usually do in a year. WTFWTFWTF? Why is this song repeated again for the 3rd time???

GYAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! I think I'm gonna be traumatised for the rest of my life. *dies*

[Note to self: Invest in uber-large headphones. Ones that will cover my ears ENTIRELY.]

That aside, have I mentioned that I'm gonna be a pseudo-Mama to a 20-year old Jap boi? UH-HUH. Hobbit's gonna be co-hosting a poor, homeless sheep that had no hosting family with Yean come Dec 20.

Fortunately I'm only taking in the lost sheep for the last 4 days, considering I'm gonna have to give up MY room to him and go bunk on the sofa or with my Mum.

Actually, it's more of the inconvenience when I wanna bathe and slap on warpaint that's gonna be a real pain in the tush. See, I have a habit of prancing around naked in the room putting on outfit after outfit until I find one that I like, and it's gonna be damn near impossible when he's with me.

Of course, I could always kick him out of my room to rot in front of the idiot box until I'm done, but that's not an entirely motherly-like thing to do eh? Ish. (>_<)

It totally doesn't help that Yean just HAD to come up with a brilliant theory that said homeless puppy might have a fetish for female underwear and cart some home as personal souvenirs. Ha. Ha. Ha. You, my friend, have been watching WAY too much Jap anime. O_o

Then there's the fact that this time the club is hosting oh, about 8 YE's in total? (-_-"). Somewhere along the way, we seem to have picked up a lot of lost sheeps. Heck, I reckon I can even call them a HERD of lost sheeps. A herd of lost sheeps babbling away in Japanese until Jan 9.

Maybe we should all dress like Little Bo Peep or something. And carry a crook.

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"Dont'cha wish your Bo Peep was hot like this...."


Yeah, you wish it would be something like this. Lol.

Anyway, come December...if you see a herd of Little Lost Sheeps milling around KL or PJ with several locals and a hobbit shepherding them around...you know why lah yeah.

You can even come feed the sheeps or take over so us Bo Peeps can go snooze or something. Muahaha.

Just remember to return 'em to us when it's time to herd them home yeah?

*Evil Cackle*


7 comments:

Cavin said...

ahoi...you're back !

miss your posts deeply.

Anonymous said...

Hey,

I came across your blog totally by accident but loved this post... ok, I may have been swayed a little bit by the picture of Little Bo Peep! :)

Oh, and I commented on it on my blog, if you feel like taking a look:

http://www.finishmysong.com/blog/fmsblog.php

Was in KL this time last year - great city. Loved every minute of it.

Cheers,
Damian.

Anonymous said...

hey raksha, ur back!
missed ur inimitably entertaining thoughts!

i listen to that stuff too but.. not at work! and oh my friend hosted a jap guy too .. they r totallly lost.

try making them eat laksa..

CraSH said...

hey! you are back!! great.. thought you were lost there for a while...

so now you are being fosties huh? can i be one of the victims? hehe.. haha...

anyway, what happened to your blooperbox? nevermind, it stinks anyway. it just locked me out.. sheesh...

so if i stop by KL do i get to play with your little fosties? hmm.. i might drop by since i am scheduled to be in KL for 4 days in december. let me know what you think!

Anonymous said...

Where got shepherd shorter than sheep wan? Then terpijak on shepherd and penyet how?
Then all the sheep just mingle around dunno what to do. Then people count count count until all tidur.

Raksha said...

Cavin: Woots! How goes your air stewardess screening duty? Hehehe! Sorry for being MIA lately...life's crazy!

Damian: Hey! Lol! Lil Bo Peep 'Adult Version 2.0'...works everytime! Thanx for your post on your blog! I'm glad you liked my ramblings (that don't really make sense sometimes..lol). I feel really flattered! Thank you! (^_~)v.

Curio: Heya! Hahaha! I've been meeting Japs since I was 12, and they never CEASE to amaze and amuse me. Laksa? Try feeding them DURIAN. Muahahahahaha! Watch them bound 5 ft away the minute they get a whiff of the King of Fruits. *evil laugh*

Crash: Hola! My tagboard went haywire for no reason, and I didn't have time earlier to fix it. When I did have time, I just stared at it blankly, gave up and decided to remove it. Lol.

Khaitzer: Humph. It's the 21st century, orc. Hobbit's gonna go high tech and be on 3-inch heels/some floating device/perch on some giant's shoulder. Point is, hobbit's not gonna get stepped on and squashed. Even if that does happen, I'm sure local ppl would be kind enough to fleece th...I mean, herd them home. We Malaysians are a friendly lot kan?? You go count sheep and sleep lah...bah!

Taikorkor said...

If your little Jap lost sheep tries to steal any of my boxers, I'm afraid I'll have to beat he crap out of him and lock him up in the gulag... er I meant shed at the back.

Which reminds me, have you done a background check on the guy yet? Gotten the Japanese police to confirm if he has a criminal record, that sort of thing? You KNOW how territorial I can get. Make sure he leaves my orange juice alone. *Growl* :p