"Dear
PLEASE LET THERE BE LIFTS IN MY OFFICE SOON.
m(_ _)m
I would be eternally grateful if this wish shall be granted, preferably sometime before I keel over and die from the
Thank you."
Your ever, EVER humble subject,
Le Hobbit.
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
A Message to HIM...
"Dear
PLEASE LET THERE BE LIFTS IN MY OFFICE SOON.
m(_ _)m
I would be eternally grateful if this wish shall be granted, preferably sometime before I keel over and die from the
Thank you."
Your ever, EVER humble subject,
Le Hobbit.
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Dear Hobbit,
Please be patient while my application to be God is being processed.
After which, I shall grant you your wish.
Regards,
Soon-to-be-God
10 flights of stairs???!
Holy crap, just what kind of a sweatshop do you work in??
Anyway, there's no better way to a firmer ass than daily stairmaster regiments!
J
look at it this way. at least you'll get lots of exercise and won't go er... fat. ahahaha
God said... "I just gave you free daily gym membership, be thankful"....
oh... sorry God... was kidding ok.
Zewt,
You don't need to apologise to me. I am a very forgiving God.
Regards,
God
While yr "application" is being processed, you might want to look at it positively. someone (Him??)is trying to save your money. No need to go gym. Who needs to go to the gym when one has to do the 10 flights up and 10 down daily. Right? Maybe should have been more precise in your request by asking for WORKING lifts :)
wow..that's a lot of stairs
Vince: Dear Soon-to-be-God, I shall be patient. But if another month rolls by and no WORKING lifts appear magically, I'm rolling down to hicksville to toast you alive. Amen.
Infinitium: It's a combination of stairs from the basement car park to my office on the 3rd Floor. Bah. I don't need firmer tush. Not when you're hauling a laptop and a handbag. I need to stay ALIVE.
Michael: Is THAT supposed to make me feel better? What's the point if I end up having legs like tree trunks???? URK. *throws self off stairs*
Zewt: ...... (-_-"). Be thankful? I don't know man, do we share the same God. Cause if so, HE's got a SICK sense of humour, dude. Lol!
Vince (again): .... more like a forgiving G.O.D instead. Guy Overly Demented! Pffft...
Baggy Pants: Aiks..I was told (by some rather reliable sources) that HE would be able to read minds, and would have correctly assumed I wanted WORKING lifts, and not empty shafts for me to fall in and die a dramatic death. Keh!
Cavin: Kan? Kan? I would settle for a self-made pulley system with a bucket okay? Gah.
leave your lappy in the office. then you do not need to haul the 5lb thingy up that many flights of stairs...
way cool raksha... keep blogging
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Crash: Dude, you have NO idea how much I would love to do that. Just that it might be a bit hard to go online and do work at home without it yeah? Lol.
d'fish: Hey, glad you like my blog! Though I have a bad habit of being MIA now and then. Lol! Hottest Malaysian Bloggers? Aiks...thanks for the compliment, dude, but seriously, I don't think I should be on the list. Shh! I'm really a hobbit in disguise, with 6 toes and hairy feet. Hee!
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