Paris Prison Release

Psst...did you hear?


Paris Hilton is released from prison.

Yeah, THIS PARIS.

What?

Already?

Uh huh. Some unspecified medical reason, apparently.

Rumours were some rash breakout positively endangered her life. The other one was about her suffering a...ah...mental breakdown and was at risk.

Oh come on, did they really think the rest of the world are made up of gibbering idiots? Only a class-1 wanker would believe we would fall for that.

If you ask me, the only thing at risk would be letting her out among the bevy of men she hasn't waded through yet throughout the entire freaking world.

Dear Paris will now be under home confinement for 40 days. *rolls eyes*. She could throw a bloody 40-day orgy in her house during that home confinement for all we would know.

Why am I not surprised at all the farce going on? (O_o)



P/s: Have I mentioned how Paris probably has got the most glamorous mug shot EVER? Lip gloss, eye liner, mascara, curled hair. *rolls eyes again*.

P/p/s: Did ANYONE actually believe she would have to really complete her entire 23 days in jail?

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UPDATE: Seems Paris might have to go back to jail after more than 400 angry emails and hundreds of calls screeched about 'Celebrity Justice'.

Woots! This is so much more entertaining than watching a soap opera!


UPDATED UPDATE: Okay, she's back in the slammer. Just so you guys know, the only reason I'm updating this is so no smart-alecky wanker will leave a hoity-toity comment to put me in the know me of Paris' current episode of her drama life. *rolls eyes*