Thursday, June 28, 2007

Horny Goatweed (O_o)



A few days back while having lunch, I was flipping through some magazines when I stumbled over an ad that had me going "OMFGWTFLMAO" for about 10 freakin' minutes.






This ad, is about a drug called Horny Goatweed. [Pause]. Let me repeat it again, just in case you didn't catch it the first time.


H-O-R-N-Y GOATWEED.


I.kid.you.not. I mean, asides from the obvious play on the series Desperate Housewives, can you imagine reading this headline over a lunch of roast lamb? (-_-")


"Don't get desperate, get HORNY!"


OMG. OMG. OMG. *Keels over for another 5 full minutes of helpless laughter*. Oh, oh, and if that's not enough to make you spill out your guts, check out the intro:



It's depressing. We don't even cultivate the habit of having hunky, topless gardeners trim our gardens, how to fantasize lah?



Call me ignorant. Call me a jakun. But OMFG I never even knew there was a HERB called Horny Goatweed. Honestly, which brilliant soul decided on such an illustrious name? (And I thought the 'Rape' plant was bad enough.)

My imagination instantly went into major overdrive. "Could it be, back then there was a rampant history of people indulging in carnal activities with goats that led to such a name?"

*snigger*



Chewah. For females also. Wahsey. Terror-nya.



Alas, according to Wikipedia, it seems Horny Goatweed was discovered by a Chinese goat herder who noticed his goats getting frisky after those goats ate the bloody plant. [Cues 'Sound of Music' yodelling goat song]

Figures. But yes, apparently Horny Goatweed a.k.a Epimedium allegedly has aphrodisiac superpowers properties, and has long been cultivated as a popular GARDEN PLANT in Japan.

You hear that peeps? No need to rob the pharmacy for Viagra okay? Just go raid people's garden in Japan. Lol.



Voila! They have website too!



Sorry peeps, for safety purposes, I thought it prudent to censor the CU images of the frolicking couple, lest some serious-looking man come knocking on my door accusing me of inciting lust in the general public.

So yeah, if you're curious or just plain bored, you can hop over to their site and check it out. Or if you're in Australia, do me a favour and hunt it down in Coles or Woolworth.

Apparently it's retailing at AUD $39.95. (Sure boh? So affordable?)



Coles & Woolworth! Where I practically did all my grocery shopping back in Perth, yet NEVER stumbled across any Horny Goatweed whatsoever.



*sniggers again*


One word describes this ad.

PRICELESS.


Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Heng? Hottest Malaysian Blogger Hobbit?



Thanks to a quirky twist of fate, it seems I've been nominated as one of the umm...Hot Malaysian Bloggers by d'Fish.

*looks up heavenwards*

Alright people, I think you guys can stop laughing now. Ish...don't blame me if you keel over. I won't attend your funeral if you do.

I know, as flattered as I am, it sounds hilarious kan? I myself think it's a bit wrong for me to be on that list. After all, if you were to ask around my friends, they would willingly tell you that I'm really a:

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1) 5 ft Troll Midget in Disguise
With 6 toes, hairy feet and a snarl to boot.

2) Raksasa Monster
Which also means 'demon', which some of my evil dear friends like to tell me I remind them of Ultraman because that egg-head hero is always battling some monster. Just because of my penchant for using the nick 'Raksha'.

3) Alien, as in the Extra Terrestrial Beings
My initials are E.T = ET the Drew Barrymore movie. Rearrange my name 'Elaine' and what do you get? So yeah, I'm an ALIEN, apparently.

4) ...........
I don't know. I think there were more but I kinda lost track.

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Feel free to come up with some other beings I'm supposed to mutate into. Everyone else seems to be enjoying themselves doing that anyway. Ish.

Anyhow, for proof that me being on the list is definitely a fluke, hop over here and check out the other REALLY hot ones instead.


P/s: Don't bother voting for me. I like being a realist.
P/p/s: Feel free to suggest more hot bloggers to d'Fish. There's tons out there.


Monday, June 25, 2007

Leanne's Wedding: Hobbit's Bridesmaid Foray



A few weeks ago, I had my first actual stint as a bona fide bridesmaid. Yeah, bridesmaid, as in the walking human that troops glides down the aisle before/after/whichever the bride.

I know, the wedding was 2 weeks ago. Normally I would have let it slide into oblivion, but I uh...promised someone I would blog about it, with pics to boot.

(Sigh, I just HAD to promise a pic-post)



Now, Ryn a.k.a The Bibah laughed her a** off when I told her I was going to be a bridesmaid. (-_-")

Celaka, I told her over MSN, and even then her booming laughter rocked my office like a bloody earthquake.

(What? None of you felt the ground move? Ish. Sial.) Which makes me wonder, is it so weird that someone asked me to be the bridesmaid? Humph.

Well, what happened was my ex-colleague Leanne was getting married, and she and I were pretty tight during our time working together. So, so, SO...when an 'emergency' occurred and help was needed from the hobbit, how could I refuse hmm?

See, Ryn, I'm not 110% evil all the time, I'm just evil to to you 24/7. Bwahaha!

Anyway, in case some of you lost lambs out there are still delightfully ignorant about females and weddings, most females go into absolute raptures at the very mention of weddings.

They swoon. They hyperventilate. Whatever. You see, weddings are romantic, and let's face it, all women are romantics deep within them.

More importantly though, is that weddings are also the best excuse to go shopping for a new dress, wahaha! Of course, we would then need shoes to match, and then a bag to complement the dress and the shoes, and oh, let's not forget the bling blings accessories. The works you know? (^_~)v

(Yes, guys, you can roll your eyes and mutter "Women!" in that exasperated tone of yours now.)


Leanne & I during the morning Chinese wedding ceremony


Now Leanne, or Leanne Babes as I sometimes like to refer her as, is a gorgeous mix of Malaysian-Thai Chinese. Though usually she gets asked if she's Korean or Japanese more often than not. Lol.

In case you're not familiar with Malaysian Chinese weddings, the groom will come and 接新娘, where he comes to claim his bride.

Aha! Ladies, take note. This is the fun part, where us females, the supposedly weaker sex, glorify in our SM fetishes dominatrix power by conjuring all sorts of pranks to inflict on the bridegroom and his male entourage band of brothers.

First hurdle for the groom? Lol...to convince Leanne's younger bro to unlock the door of the bridal car with a nice ang pow!




We then locked the groom out of the house until he and his men ah...satisfied us females (Okay, that sounded wrong) by catering to our every whim...



...such as gleefully having the men split 500 push ups between them...




...before making them apply make-up on one of the poor guys, shake their tush for 5 minutes, and last but not least, undergo a home-made-masking-tape-waxing on the hairiest legs present!

*evil cackle*

Once through the main door, poor Ben had to maneuver through the stairs with another round of negotiation...



.....up, up, up the stairs they went, as we backed up step-by-step...



...until finally, success! \(^_^)/




After the customary Tea Ceremony, we then headed over to Ben's house for the second round of Tea Ceremony with Ben's family.


Snappy moment with Ben & Leanne...


Being Christians, asides from the Chinese wedding ceremony in the morning, there was to be a holy matrimony service in the afternoon before the wedding banquet too.



Personally, I think the staff at Sheraton Subang are pure geniuses to convert the outside of the grand ballroom into such a gorgeous venue for the holy matrimony. What's more, I just loved the fact that all the flowers used were real flowers. None of those tacky plastic flowers, mind you.



The grand ballroom was equally fantastic, with beautiful flower arches at every table...



...with a tealight candle secreted within the flowers!



Here's the bridal entourage - bride, bridesmaid and flower girls having a quick snap before the holy matrimony.




I think in the future if and when I get married, I must hunt down equally cute flower girls.

But they MUST be over the age of 5.

Just so that my bridesmaid would never have to turn into a nursemaid in a blink of an eye.



Initially Leanne planned to toss the bridal bouquet but in the midst of the showering rose petals, we missed out on the perfect moment. Oh well.

Pink roses are so sweet. Ok, roses are sweet. Period.


The special red rose corsage Leanne ordered for me... (^_^)v


Call me anal, but I have a particular fetish for wedding favours. Harks back to a time when Mumsie would come home from some wedding and I'll get some treat to savour over, I guess. Hehe.

Most hotels in Malaysia would offer chocolate, fruit cakes or chocolate cakes encased in a petite, fancy box for guests to take home.


Surprisingly, being a bridesmaid is rather tiring.


I was at Leanne's home by 8am and had no break in between except for 1 1/2 hours to go home, shower and rush to the hotel. I can imagine how much more exhausting it would have been for Leanne. *salute*

But all in all, as tiring as it was, I thought it was an eminently sweet and lovely wedding.


[Pause]


Even if I was falling asleep by the time 9pm rolled by.

Lol. (^_~)



Wednesday, June 20, 2007

A Message to HIM...



"Dear BIG GUY IN THE SKY Lord,


PLEASE LET THERE BE LIFTS IN MY OFFICE SOON.



m(_ _)m



I would be eternally grateful if this wish shall be granted, preferably sometime before I keel over and die from the 9 flights 10 flights of stairs I have to climb from the basement parking to my office every day.

Thank you."



Your ever, EVER humble subject,

Le Hobbit.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Recce Trip to Casa Rachado, PD!



On a godforsaken hour two Sundays ago, yours truly the hobbit had to sacrifice her Sunday Snooze to roll up to Casa Rachado in Port Dickson to recce the venue for the 2007 Summer YE Camp come August.


[Pause]


Considering I've already blogged about it on my Leo Club blog, I'm a tad too lazy to re-blog it. Bwahaha. Have a heart, peeps...for certain reasons I am loathe to disclose, I have to juggle THREE blogs.

Bah.

BAH.

BAHH.

But I'm feeling nice today. So I'll post ONE two pics here. Whee!


Le hobbit & Francis enjoying breakfast in the car while our poor driver a.k.a Mr. Iong Sik had to chauffeur us to PD


Yup, Starbucks rule when it opens up so early in the morning. Long live Starbucks. Long live coffee. *runs around office doing the hobbit rite of a coffee thanksgiving dance*

That aside, hop here if you're still keen to find out what happened in Casa Rachado. Hehe, only its the official version though.

The unofficial version had us:

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1) Laughing our a**es off at finding a sanitary pad kept nicely next to a hanging tissue box in Iong Sik-the-only-male-in-the-group's car


2) Cringing at the 'orrible, death-inducing nicknames most of us suddenly got thanks to Francis. "Iong Iong!", "Fan Fan!". Guh. *keels over frothing white foam at the mouth*


3) Threatening to throw Francis out of the car multiple times on the way back to KL, preferably along some abandoned stretch of the isolated highway


4) Threatening to throw her WITHOUT her handphone, since she insisted her 'Tzer Tzer' would come rescue her


5) Threatening to throw her without her handphone, and then SABOTAGING those emergency phones by the highway, so she can't call for help to her 'Tzer Tzer'


6) Checking our own abs to see if we had developed 6-pack abs due to non-stop laughter


7) Bullying Francis some more (Bwahahaha!)


8) Drooling over KFC (especially Joanne a.k.a Hobbit's god-sis)


9) Drooling over Shanghai 'siew long pao' (小龍包)


10) Shanghai-ing (excuse the pun) Joanne off to Dragon-i to eat 'siew long pao' instead of KFC


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Kiwi calling for help to come throw Francis off some highway again?


We were starving by the time we hit Dragon-i in the Curve around 3pm, which probably explains why we didn't uh...defend Iong Iong when he claimed one of the waitresses in Dragon-i was perving on him.


"She kept leaning close onto me when she was taking our orders!"


(O_o) WTFWTFWTF??


BWAHAHAHAHA!


Poor Iong Sik got 'sexually intimidated' while at Dragon-i! LMAO!


*chokes on laughter and needs 5-min break before resuming blogging*


Ahhh...so yeah, so all these additional juicy bits which I had to cut out from the official report on the Leo Club blog for the sake of hmm..maintaining our Leo image.


[Pause]


Eh?

Waitaminute!! Didn't I say I was NOT gonna blog about it?

(-_-")


Tuesday, June 12, 2007

34th MD308 Leo Forum: Penang, 2007


I've always been blasted by some friends with the claim that I'm never free for them. (-_-")

So it was rather amazing (well at least it was to me) that last weekend, amidst my work and Leo club schedules, that yours truly could happily roll up to Penang on a semi-spontaneous streak to attend the 34th MD308 Leo Forum from 1 June - 3 June 2007.



I'm off to Penang!


Now the last time the Leo Forum was held in Penang was in 2005. This year, the Leos who went were our club's 2006/07 President Leo Zetuan, IPP Leo Daryan, Secretary Leo Min Han, Editor/IT Director Leo Edwin, and Ren Li, while Asst. Treasurer Leo Joanne & 2nd VP Leo Elaine (yes, moi) were only able to join on Saturday morning.

As it was, Joanne, Merv & I had to leave KL at the godforsaken hour of 6:30am. Okay, we PLANNED to leave at 6:30am but in the end we left around 7am but hey! That's still considered an ungodly hour in my book for a Saturday morning okay?


Setting off from me home...


Knowing it would be a 4-hour drive, I got well-prepared for a comfy ride up and dragged my trusty kitty cushion along for the trip. Lol. Not that I'm a bit too old for soft toys but dammit, it's damn soft and nice to hug and it makes a great emergency pillow. Muaha!


My trusty sidekick sometimes affectionately called 'Meow Meow'. So I'm unimaginative in naming it. Sue me.


Like most trips to anywhere in Malaysia, the scenery you get while on the highway is always the same. If it's not palm trees, it's coconut trees. Trees, trees, trees. *snore*.




Oh, occasionally we get some mountains and rock formations too, especially when you hit the Perak state. Perak is well-known for its limestone mountains, and umm...let's see...marble. Yup, usually you'll pass by lots of mountains being mined for marble, which tends to leave them looking...nekkid naked.




Somewhere along the way to Penang, we ran into a massive jam at the one of the toll booths. You know, it's a bit scary when you realize you can't outrun traffic jams ANYWHERE in Malaysia anymore. Sien betul.


Guh. Jam again. Ish!



After a gruelling 4-hour drive, of which we had swapped drivers during our rest stops, we finally reached Penang! (^_~)/ "Hello Penang!"


Hark! We're on the Penang Bridge!

A shot of Penang from the bridge. Seeing those boats and yachts make me think a bit of Sydney instead. Hmm.


Before I continue, let me explain that Leo Forums are a great way to interact with other Leos and to renew old friendships, not to mention great to catch up with fellow KL Omega Leos. So, by arriving 1 day late, apparently I had missed out on quite a bit.

Like me missing the Leo Parade down the entire length of Gurney Drive...







...and missing out on the Fellowship Night at the Former Uplands School field...




...plus missing out on the performances by the Digi Celebriteens, it seems. Oh, and winning goodies from the Digi Yellow Men!


Min Han wearing the yellow Digi cap he won for shaking his tush onstage with the Yellow Men!


Apparently, I also missed out on the Opening Ceremony and Special Project in Sri Pinang Hall...




...but we arrived just in time to join the rest of the gang for Bak Kut Teh on Gurney Drive! Bwahaha! According to Zetuan, they had escaped earlier to have lunch outside because no one really had a yen for the catered chicken curry and mee hoon for lunch.

Predictably, we got lost almost immediately upon reaching Georgetown. Lol. So, while hunting for the route to Gurney Drive, the 3 of us had a mini-tour instead. LMAO.


One of the landmarks we passed by as we went on our uh...mini tour.




Several twists & turns and many, many one-way roads, we finally found our way to Gurney Drive. (-_-")

After lunch, we headed back to our hotel for a quick rest and to freshen up after the long journey before we went for the District 308 B1 Leo Forum in Sri Pinang Hall.





Unlike most forums where everyone would be housed in a single hotel, due to the smaller sizes of most hotels in Penang, everyone was scattered apart in several hotels. The Lions stayed in G Hotel, while most of the Alpha Leos were housed in Evergreen Laurel and Bayview Hotel.

As for the rest of us Omega Leos? Well, we ended up in Cititel, which strangely has no swimming pool, which totally made Leo Zetuan very, very disappointed. Lol.

(P/s. For those who went for the 2005 MD 308 Leo Forum that was also held in Penang, it's the hotel in front of that mamak place we had our yumcha sessions with the Lions last time. Hee!)


Komtar as seen from our hotel room


Due to the fact that our glorious leader had mistakenly noted the time for the Forum, we misjudged our timing and ended up reaching the forum late. Luckily we had arrived in time for the awards for Omega Leo Clubs, and had to sneak in through the back door.

More amazingly, there was actually an entire row of empty seats for us where we sat together with Lion Soh from our sponsor club, Lions Club of KL Cheras and also the KL Perennial Leos.

On a mutual agreement, we had decided to roar for every single KL Omega Club that won. What we didn't expect was how often that would be, which meant we kept popping up and down from our chairs yelling "KL Omega, Roar! Roar! Roar!" non-stop.

Trust me, it's EXTREMELY tiring and damn harsh on the throat. Even the other club members were a bit confused why we kept bouncing up from our seats like, 5 times in a row to keep cheering the same roar.

Which, btw, is why I've no pics to post here. We were too busy roaring and going to the front to take pictures that we simply had no hands to shoot pics!

Although we did not retain our Top Club position for this forum, nevetherless KLCC Omega did quite well, garnering Outstanding Club Award, Outstanding Secretary Award for Leo Min Han, Merit President Award for Leo Zetuan, Merit Treasurer Award for Leo Yedda, and also Outstanding Leo Award for Leo Joanne!




For our projects, we gained recognition for our efforts, receiving the award for Outstanding Environmental Project for our PD Beach Cleaning project, Outstanding Fund-raising Project for our Jumble Sale, and Outstanding Children Project for our Sharing Hearts Sharing Hopes projects! (Let me check on the award names, might have jumbled em' up)

CONGRATS YOU GUYS FOR A JOB WELL DONE! (^_~)b

Now the Top Awards are usually presented during the Banquet Night, and this Forum it was to be held at Han Chiang School Hall. For some reason, both times that I've been to the forum in Penang, the banquet nights were held either in the Municipal Hall or in school halls. (-_-?)




Now Han Chiang is pretty famous for its heritage in Penang. They even have a statue of its founder in the front of the hall.




If you're wondering why it's a backshot, that's because hordes of Alpha Leos were hogging the front to snap pix. Me being the older and more patient (*cough cough*) Omega Leo, decided to let them have the front all to themselves.

Amazingly, the school has been around since 1958! What's more, this statue was unveiled by our very first Prime Minister, Tunku Abdul Rahman!





This year, the banquet theme was Shanghai Night. Although I didn't bother trying to fit myself into a cheongsam (since I know I look horrible in one), it was quite nice to see so many of the other forum delegates to rise to the occasion and dress up according to theme.





In case you're wondering AGAIN why all these shots are from the back, it's because:

a) They were mostly Alpha Leos
b) I didn't know them (and was feeling slightly anti-social due to lack of sleep)
c) I was too lazy to trot over and ask them to turn around to pose
d) They might think I'm some female perv with a thing for females, god forbid!

Now we had to wait quite a long time before we were allowed into the hall, eventhough we were ON TIME. Malaysian timing again. Sheesh. Btw, they actually made us line up in 2 lines before allowing us to enter like we were some elementary students indeed.




Funnily enough, there weren't much 'Shanghai' decor in the hall. We had flashing strobe and gobo lights. We even had a smoke machine, for the love of God. But considering the theme was Shanghai Night, isn't it more feasible to put some more oriental touches? But that's my 2 cents worth, of course. *shrugs*


My god sis, Joanne & I

Zetuan trying to act cute. *puke puke*

Zetuan, Edwin & Min Han


Yeah, we decided to camwhore a bit while waiting for the hall to fill since we have to document this occasion for the club anyway. To kick off the night, there were several speeches from VIPs and Lion dignitaries.




Considering it's Penang, it wasn't surprising to have a Dragon Dance as our entertainment. The added twist though, was it was a GLOW-IN-THE-DARK DRAGON. (O_o). Yeah, they plunged us into darkness and all of a sudden this glowing PINK dragon bobs through the crowd.




To give them due credit, it was a pretty good performance by the Chung Hwa Penang School. Only I think they shouldn't have done it while the first course of the meal was served. As it is, we couldn't even tell what we were eating and had to take turns using our handphones to illuminate the dish. (-_-")



Satay prawns? Funky...


After the banquet dinner, we headed for Feringgi Bay! There's lots of bargains there which made us me us very happy shoppers indeed. Hee! Bought loads of uh...secret merchandises and headed onwards to Gurney Drive to meet with the Bukit Kiara Leos for supper.

It turned out that they were in a cafe nearby instead, which clashed with out intention to pig out on char kuey teow, so we settled by ourselves on one of the stalls still open at that time and had some yummy supper!



Penang Char Kuey Teow rawks full-time. This stall may not be one of the best but it still beats those in KL hands down.



Next morning, we opted for breakfast on our own again and went off a-hunting. Headed for this apparently famous Char Kuey Teow auntie at Lorong Selamat but it was still closed when we got there! Shoot. So we ended up going several rounds thinking where else to eat.




Along the way I saw this, which I thought it was pretty hilarious. I never knew KL was famous for pork meatball noodles. (O_o)?




Eventually we just settled for one of the coffeeshops around Lorong Selamat and faced the ever-present problem of finding parking.


The guys goofing around again while waiting for Joanne and Merv to find parking


Originally we were headed for the corner coffeeshop that we've ate before during the last forum, but halfway through I saw the dim sum! So, me being the kid I am bugged the rest to have dim sum instead. (^_~)v




Check out the variety of dim sum pastry they have here. I don't ever recall seeing them serve these in KL dim sum shops.




Our haul for the morning, or rather, half of our haul. The first half went down our tummy already...


The guys went back for the Closing Ceremony after breakkie while Joanne, Merv and I opted to hunt down and buy 'dau sar piah' (a famous local pastry) to haul home.

One the way we passed by the supposedly-famous Char Kuey Teow auntie's stall and she was opened by then! Grr...talk about lousy timing on our part.




Now, Zetuan wanted to buy Him Heang 'dau sar piah'. But even after rounding Jalan Burma for what seemed liked eternity, we still couldn't find it even though we passed by Ghee Hiang about, I don't know, 5 times?

Most Penang-lang swear by Ghee Hiang btw, although for some reason KL peeps lurrvve Him Heang. I wonder why. Eventually we called up Penang friends, who informed us that Him Heang is actually closed on Sundays. WTF? (O_o) *bangs head repeatedly on car door*

So we ended up going back to Ghee Hiang...






...only to find out that they were sold out already! (-_-"). Argh! ARGH! ARGGHH! We wasted too much time going round and round hunting for Hin Heang and missed out on Ghee Hiang! So we had to head home to KL empty-handed. (T_T)

To top it off, we got lost trying to find our way back to Han Chiang. Again. (>_<)

Eventually I dozed off while Merv and Joanne continued the joyride all around Penang looking for a familiar route back to Han Chiang. 2 hours later, we gave up, stopped at a McD and told Zetuan to meet at the toll instead.

5 minutes later, I had a call from Zetuan:


Zetuan: "Eh, which McD are you guys at? Oh, oh I see Joanne's car!" (Line goes dead)
Me: ........... (O_o)?


Another 5 minutes later, he troops in with the others:


Zetuan: "Do you know where Han Chiang is from here?"
Me: Uh..no?
Zetuan: (points to the BACK of the McD) "THERE."
Me: (-_-") W-T-F? *keels over dying of laughter*


According to Merv, he had never gone over so much of Penang in his entire life. Lol. Talk about a memorable 2-day, 1-night trip indeed.

Joyride over, it was time for us to head home. We left Penang and quickly ran into an neverending storm around Ipoh, which then 'accompanied' us for the rest of our journey home.




Now in Malaysia, rain = traffic jam.

Would you believe we only reached back into PJ and KL around 8pm or so? We left Penang at about 2:30pm. If there wasn't a storm, we could have reached, oh, Singapore already.

The best part was of course, when everyone was screaming for a toilet rest stop, and there weren't any in sight, and then you see the nearest rest stop is but 500m away but you CAN'T get to it because the cars in front of you ARE NOT FREAKIN' MOVING in the bloody traffic jam.


[Pause]


You have no idea how much we wished for teleportation then.

All in all, it was quite a fun trip because we created our own entertainment most of the time. Bwahaha. The forum itself though was a disappointment and many felt paying RM300 for it wasn't worth it.

Not when we were initially informed we would stay in Evergreen Hotel, or that all our meals were to be there. Not for fried mee hoon and curry chicken. And, no offence to Penang Leos, definitely NOT for THAT Penang Leo who uttered the classic line of "This is how we do it in Penang" to us.


Nuh-uh. No siree. Pffft.



Psst...for the more official one I wrote for my Leo Club, hop here.


Friday, June 08, 2007

Paris Prison Release


Psst
...did you hear?


Paris Hilton is released from prison.


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Yeah, THIS PARIS.

What?

Already?

Uh huh. Some unspecified medical reason, apparently.

Rumours were some rash breakout positively endangered her life. The other one was about her suffering a...ah...mental breakdown and was at risk.

Oh come on, did they really think the rest of the world are made up of gibbering idiots? Only a class-1 wanker would believe we would fall for that.

If you ask me, the only thing at risk would be letting her out among the bevy of men she hasn't waded through yet throughout the entire freaking world.

Dear Paris will now be under home confinement for 40 days. *rolls eyes*. She could throw a bloody 40-day orgy in her house during that home confinement for all we would know.

Why am I not surprised at all the farce going on? (O_o)



P/s: Have I mentioned how Paris probably has got the most glamorous mug shot EVER? Lip gloss, eye liner, mascara, curled hair. *rolls eyes again*.

P/p/s: Did ANYONE actually believe she would have to really complete her entire 23 days in jail?


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UPDATE: Seems Paris might have to go back to jail after more than 400 angry emails and hundreds of calls screeched about 'Celebrity Justice'.

Woots! This is so much more entertaining than watching a soap opera!


UPDATED UPDATE: Okay, she's back in the slammer. Just so you guys know, the only reason I'm updating this is so no smart-alecky wanker will leave a hoity-toity comment to put me in the know me of Paris' current episode of her drama life. *rolls eyes*