Wanted: Jeanie, Genie, or Skin-fixing Elves

I want, nay, NEED a new blogskin. Like, NEED NEED.

In the past year I've been so freaking busy with so many things I've never been really bothered by it, but now that I'm relatively and sorta free due to some unpredicted office-drama, I'm feeling extremely sien in a childish, petulant way with this generic blogskin I've been using since my previous custom skin died-ed on me without warning.

Bad, bad blogskin. Humph.

Somehow though, everytime I find a skin I like and I try to use it, it inevitably fails - quoting some unknown script error that has me squinting from top to bottom of the HTML codes and not really figuring out anything since hey, the codes all look the same to me.

Does this make me 'script-blind'?

Whatever. I studied graphic design, not web design, and now I'm doing copywriting. Web-design-Houdini I'm not.

So even after days of staring at the screen, boring illusionary holes into my Macbook ala "If looks could kill" style...I'm still stuck with my blah generic blogskin.

I need Jeannie.

I need a genie.

I need some smaller-than-hobbit elves (who used to make shoes but has now moved on to web design in keeping up with the times) to miraculously fix up some canggih-manggih-looking blogskin for me.

Would leaving cookies and milk do?

No?

How about beer and chips then?

STILL No?

Booger.


*Traipses off hunting for "Dummies Guide to Lure Web-Design Savvy Elves" in MPH*